Saturday 4 July 2009

Funny T-Shirts. Part 1.

You know the type of idiot that wears one of these abominations.

The kind of person that bores you to death listing every drink they drank last night. The kind of person that will waste 10 minutes of their life trying to make buying "really po weed" off their small-time dealer mate an interesting story. The kind of person that asks you if you've heard Caspa and Rusko's Cockney Thug and then tries to play it to you through one of their headphones when you've just told them to fuck off.




I seriously hope you die of cirrhosis you ugly student.



Stop pretending that you're interesting when the worst thing you'll do tonight is drink Fosters and take back a joke you made about someone's mum.



Come near me and i'll kick you in the cunt.



Let's be honest. You probably get laid even less than me.



No I don't want to read about your MDMA experience on Erowid.

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